Comments on: Engineering the Perfect Day http://chrisgammell.com/2009/08/07/engineering-the-perfect-day/ Analog electronics and everything else between 1 and 0 Tue, 15 May 2012 20:56:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Fluxor http://chrisgammell.com/2009/08/07/engineering-the-perfect-day/comment-page-1/#comment-1076 Fluxor Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:10:59 +0000 http://chrisgammell.com/?p=1318#comment-1076 10:47-12:30pm -- almost 14 hours of hanging out backstage? Are you sure your friends are going to stay that long? And sleeping at 12:56pm? How long are your afternoon naps? ;-) -- My perfect day would see me get up at 10:44am, awoken by the kids in the trailer park practicing tin can shooting with the shotgun they stole from their 'pa. Leaning over from the bed to the cooler, I'd crack open a warm Bud and pop open a pack of Camel's. Dressed just in the briefs which I've worn all week non-stop, I'd go outside my trailer park to crank on that 50's era diesel powered generator so I can turn on Fox News, watch Sean Hannity and Glen Beck re-runs while simultaneously listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio. After cursing Obama for being a Kenyan, this should take me to 2:04pm when I pass out from too much light beer. At 5:33pm, I get up again so I can take do the 37 minute hike to the neighboring trailer park to siphon diesel from a generator owned by that old lady with dementia. After returning to my trailer at 7:13 pm, I'd refill the generator so I can do my favorite thing all day -- log on to the internet and read Chris Gammell's Analog Life for the rest of the night while waiting for my mom to bring me leftover pizza. 10:47-12:30pm -- almost 14 hours of hanging out backstage? Are you sure your friends are going to stay that long? And sleeping at 12:56pm? How long are your afternoon naps? ;-)
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My perfect day would see me get up at 10:44am, awoken by the kids in the trailer park practicing tin can shooting with the shotgun they stole from their 'pa. Leaning over from the bed to the cooler, I'd crack open a warm Bud and pop open a pack of Camel's. Dressed just in the briefs which I've worn all week non-stop, I'd go outside my trailer park to crank on that 50's era diesel powered generator so I can turn on Fox News, watch Sean Hannity and Glen Beck re-runs while simultaneously listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio.

After cursing Obama for being a Kenyan, this should take me to 2:04pm when I pass out from too much light beer. At 5:33pm, I get up again so I can take do the 37 minute hike to the neighboring trailer park to siphon diesel from a generator owned by that old lady with dementia. After returning to my trailer at 7:13 pm, I'd refill the generator so I can do my favorite thing all day -- log on to the internet and read Chris Gammell's Analog Life for the rest of the night while waiting for my mom to bring me leftover pizza.

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